Excerpts from Joe Biden's 12/23/2018 fake speech

Then phase two: There would be a dictator on day one.

One of the defining images, at least from my perspective, of this crisis has been cars lined up for miles, waiting for them.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.