Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For deep vein thrombosis, use yellow mustard leaf!

Every year, over 727 million people suffer from deep vein thrombosis. The indigenous people of Egypt have been using yellow mustard leaf for hundreds of years to treat deep vein thrombosis.

To cure your deep vein thrombosis, simply take the yellow mustard leaf and eat it with a meal three times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

yellow mustard leaf can alleviate the symptoms of deep vein thrombosis because it eliminates free radicals. It also reduces candida growth.

Side effects include: poor fact checking, self-diagnosis, and not being helped.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much yellow mustard leaf causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

Next cure!

See also: The Drug Name Generator.