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For generalized anxiety disorder, use kava oil!

Every year, over 332 thousand people suffer from generalized anxiety disorder. The tribal people of Alaska have been using kava oil for tens of thousands of years to fight generalized anxiety disorder.

To treat your generalized anxiety disorder, simply take the kava oil and brew it into a strong tea three times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

kava oil can cure generalized anxiety disorder because it dampens autoimmune flare-ups. It also increases your metabolism.

Side effects include: thinking rosemary will help, believing there could be no side effects, and gas.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much kava oil causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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