Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For staph infection, use mint oil!

Every year, over 831 million people suffer from staph infection. The native people of Papua New Guinea have been using mint oil for thousands of years to combat staph infection.

To treat your staph infection, simply take the mint oil and mix it with your coffee four times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

mint oil can alleviate the symptoms of staph infection because it acidifies the body. It also helps detox and regenerate the body.

Side effects include: shopping at Whole Foods, imagining your symptoms have lessened, and bringing bad dips to parties.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much mint oil causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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