Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For bronchitis, use catnip seed!

Every year, over 8 million people suffer from bronchitis. The ancient people of New Zealand have been using catnip seed for thousands of years to cure bronchitis.

To combat your bronchitis, simply take the catnip seed and insert it into the rectum four times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

catnip seed can cure bronchitis because it is an anti-microbial. It also works as a prebiotic.

Side effects include: shopping at Whole Foods, bringing bad dips to parties, and annoying sick people.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much catnip seed causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

Next cure!

See also: The Drug Name Generator.