Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For baldness, use oil of musk mallow!

Every year, over 748 thousand people suffer from baldness. The ancient people of Egypt have been using oil of musk mallow for tens of thousands of years to alleviate the symptoms of baldness.

To treat your baldness, simply take the oil of musk mallow and apply to the affected area four times a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

oil of musk mallow can cure baldness because it has antioxident properties. It also increases candida growth.

Side effects include: poor fact checking, thinking rosemary will help, and wishful thinking.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much oil of musk mallow causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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