Excerpts from Donald Trump's 4/8/2008 fake speech

Ask Boeing. They wanted to do it. They thought my tone was a little surprised. I thought that they're doing. They get it. They all know it. It's all a lie.

As we continue to complete their questionnaire online, the Census Bureau recently made the decision is ours to make.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.