Excerpts from Barack Obama's 5/16/2014 fake speech

Again, we can't afford the same health coverage for everybody else. But until that's completed, I think we can make significance, there are Coast Guardsmen who haven't had the experience that shows that this imperfect institution to resolving the problem that needs to be fixed. And my preference over American service members who are here?

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.