Excerpts from Barack Obama's 1/8/2011 fake speech

AUDIENCE MEMBER: We love you!

Again, that's on us, not on the ballistic challenges to our security forces and have done to help their parents' plans.

And at April's Nuclear Security that they never fall into the doughnut hole will start with this era of transition must bring all of us. As we recover from. And we will continue discussions these voices have been destroyed when a storm hit.

But the notion being somehow that was happening, and it is the strength, the same rate we had when our economy actually grown due to new claims processors. We're investing in these countries, and to cheer for our teams.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.