Excerpts from George W Bush's 5/21/2007 fake speech

Training thousands of our fellow Americans: The capture of this man was crucial to the future. Let us create a new constitution and laws. And I asked you to join me in pursuing a different path. The other system is back on track.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.