Excerpts from Joe Biden's 7/19/2024 fake speech

The next few weeks and months will be hard on the people of Ukraine--people that this is a matter of trust, it's a matter of trust, it's a matter of days. We all saw what happens. All I know, I've been hired to solve problems. And the more people to get vaccinated over these past 100 days in office. Tonight, I'm announcing that we may very well have another attack--the military collapsed, sometimes without food, water, and high-speed Internet, including in the north.Humanitarian and food security assistance to Ukraine just this year--this past year to the pandemic has demonstrated how badly--how badly it's needed. Let's lower deductibles for working families. That tax credit for every American with high-speed Internet, including in medical fields.

And so what we're doing this, let's get about the--about the business of actually rebuilding the arsenal of vaccines for other countries are closing in fast.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.