Excerpts from Donald Trump's 3/8/2019 fake speech

Andy Biggs. Where is Andy? Boy, oh, boy. Who was that? I don't have winners in this room got it done, and the dedication of our food supply workers, and in the coming days, both here in Washington. I'm building, which we need, and I think we're going to beat ISIS. And I said, What are we doing; why aren't our politicians, they are going through.

About as bad as the website was, this is how bad the plan itself is; fixing our country.

Millions and the integrity of our glorious and magnificent country.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.